It seems that a festive, formal event will occur in Sherlock Series Three.
I would just like to point out that RDJ!Holmes and JudeLaw!Watson WALTZED WITH EACH OTHER during a formal event in their last film.
BBC, the bar has been set.
I expect a tall, obnoxious consulting detective to cut in on an Army doctor and take a few turns around the dance floor (in order to discuss a case with his exasperated friend)."
as i said to the wife last night.
oh, right, so all that eye-fucking and lip-licking wasn’t happening between john and sherlock. so - that was just martin and benedict, i guess.
PERHAPS…. This is Sherlock’s seat at John’s Wedding.
OR PERHAPS….. John is a guest, too, and his seat is next to Sherlock’s,
….and they have to pretend they are a gay couple
….and Mary thinks it’s hilarious, and she goes along as John’s ‘sister’
….and she keeps urging them to kiss, and getting the rest of the guests at their table to demand it, too
….and then John and Sherlock get fed up and just snog like mad to shut them up,
…..and everybody films it in their phones,
…..and someone texts the video to Lestrade
……and he finally works up the nerve to propose to Mycroft
…..and Moriarty (who is not dead), sees the kissing vid after Sherlock posts it on John’s blog
….and he comes to his senses and proposes to Moran
….who is played by Richard Armitage
….And he invites The Watsons and Sherlock & guest
….and Sherlock takes Victor Trevor, who is played by Tom Hiddleston
…and Sherlock makes out with Victor the whole time to get John Jealous
…and it works…
…and Johnlock sexytiems behind the reception hall
…and Mary walks up in the middle of it
…SERIES THREE CLIFFHANGER
There you go. i’ve worked out the whole third series for you. No need to watch it, now. Sorry to spoil it for everyone. Yep. This is it it for sure. Okay.